I really liked this post by Felicia Donovan, especially the part where she whips out her bookmark. Just too funny!!!!

Really, I’m a Writer:

I am a REAL writer, a published one, in fact.

I whip THE BLACK WIDOW AGENCY bookmark out of my purse at the speed of lightning and flap it like a hundred dollar bill in the person’s face. "See, I even have a bookmark. It’s official."

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